i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
don’t date someone that promises you forever. date someone who acknowledges that life happens, that people change, that things may get in the way. date someone who despite knowing all of that, tries their hardest for your relationship.
Could my new flatmate be anymore gay? He was literally sitting smoking a cigarette with his pinky sticking out flipping through aN IKEA CATALOGUE
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful